74-year-old woman just gave birth to twins

“...proceeds to repeatedly step on a rake....”

That is quite a mouthful dave. If only you could prove any of it. It is really only simple biology sperm meets egg and their you go. (Sometimes)

Since your responses basically amount to "Nuh-uh, you are wrong", showing you would be willing to argue with a stop sign while also discarding some good personal advice, I am going to instead focus on just this single response instead of them all.

Why in the world did you waste space on the internet making such a response?  Is there something now wrong with commenting on what one observes, especially on a forum that exists for people to make comments?  Is your response nothing more than a subtle demand for opposing voices to be quiet?  Or are you just yammering like an old yenta?  It is as if you just enjoy reading what you write, so you will just hammer away on the keyboard and write stuff that effectively means nothing.  What in the world is it within people who find men attractive that they just have to go on & on & on & on, all the while not having a single idea to communicate?

When you make really inane responses like the one above, it raises a lot of questions.  Is Vile Pagan really not Vile, but in fact a dolt?  Can a person from Philadelphia really be that stupid so as to waste the readers time with such drivel?  It is my opinion that what drives you to continue to post dreck like above is not based on intelligence, but on loneliness.  After all, why else would you spend any amount of time posting on local websites that are located on the other side of the country from you?  Buy a cat, pick up some dude at a bar, man a glory hole, do something to keep yourself busy in your hometown, your neighborhood, your neck of the woods.  Don't be some carpetbagger from the Northeast trying to convinced the unwashed masses of the West that you know whats best for where we live.  Focus on making the Eagles better, they cost me money today by dropping a home game to the Lions.  The Lions I say, your Eagles lost to the stupid Lions.  AT HOME!!.  

Now please avoid responding that you don't follow football, that will just further enforce stereotypes about gay men.  We don't want that, you dudes have enough crap to put up with.  If you find you have no interest in the game itself, focus on the players.  The pants they wear are pretty tight, that should keep your attention while the game drones on and the Eagles are busy dropping a home game to the Lions.  Sorry for repeating that, it was a tough beat to take.

Not much glory in that.

Dude, I did no such thing. But it doesn't surprise me that you spent some time browsing the gay sites. Did you run into RSM there? He seems to have a fixation with all things gay.

Seriously? I can’t leave you guys alone for a week? I come back and there’s a food fight with a mess everywhere................ Luca

First off, congratulations!!  You are learning how the quote function works on this forum.  Our little boy is growing up so fast!!

Vile, I will leave it to you as being the resident expert on douche bags.  Never used one, I might as well have a tattoo on my ass that reads "exit only".  However, no need for you to try to throw an insult as you tap out.  Just tapping out is fine, no one will call you names just because you realized you were over matched.

As far as your insult, lets have some fun & dissect it.  First off is the original zinger of saying someone "lacks intelligence".  That is the go-to for any card carrying liberal, when you have nothing else you can think of, just call the other side dumb.  The irony of the repeated use of the same insult is that it shows a lack of creativity.  It reveals being unable to think on ones feet.  Dare I say that it even presupposes a lack of intelligence?  C'mon man, Philly is supposed to be the ground zero for being mean and having some originality in your hatred of your fellow man, you can do better than that.

Second, since when were you appointed the queen of decency?  Claiming someone else lacks decency is the tool of prudes, not progressives.  I have a hard time envisioning you sipping tea, pinky out and complaining what the world is coming to thanks to these indecent conservatives & libertarians.  My oh my, I hope you don't come down with the vapors.

BTW, where is that wonderful picture you used to have on your avatar back at TOB?  You know, the one with the TV antenna in the background that made you look a little like Ray Walston from"My Favorite Martian"?  I think that is a very flattering look for you, I assume you use that photo on Grindr, you should use it on every site you visit.