MDDad
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Post by MDDad on May 7, 2020 6:34:06 GMT -8
If "it's not worth even one more life" is the new litmus test, then we must immediately ban all automobiles, motorcycles, airplanes, skateboards, ladders, swimming pools, banana peels, hospitals, falling anvils, bridges, railroads, medicines, peanuts, ropes, dildos and a millions other things. Unless we want to be completely inconsistent.
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davidsf
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Post by davidsf on May 7, 2020 8:37:45 GMT -8
Uhm...
dildos?
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Credo
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Post by Credo on May 7, 2020 9:06:44 GMT -8
If "it's not worth even one more life" is the new litmus test, then we must immediately ban all automobiles, motorcycles, airplanes, skateboards, ladders, swimming pools, banana peels, hospitals, falling anvils, bridges, railroads, medicines, peanuts, ropes, DILDOS and a millions other things. Unless we want to be completely inconsistent. |
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Post by Credo on May 7, 2020 9:11:38 GMT -8
Good move by Texas Governor Greg Abbot. And the Supreme Court of Texas has just order that Shelley Luther be immediately released from jail.
Warning to liberals: Gov. Abbot is confined to a wheelchair so if you criticize him you're guilting of "mocking the disabled." (Your rules)
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MDDad
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Post by MDDad on May 7, 2020 9:19:46 GMT -8
Yes, dildos. My daughter-in-law is a surgical nurse, and she has encountered a half dozen cases in which patients required emergency surgery because they had inserted dildos into their, uh, south-bound exit ramps and, uh, been unable to shift into reverse and the conclusion of the, uh, escapade. Years ago, I heard of at least two cases in which such, uh, gentlemen had perforated their, uh, guard rails, waited too long to seek medical care and eventually died of sepsis. |
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Post by thefrog on May 7, 2020 9:40:17 GMT -8
Social justice warriors are out in full force today on my social media:
Why do people want to open the economy back up? White privilege of course!
Right, this has nothing to with getting ALL people back to work. You do realize minorities also cut hair, work in office spaces and retail right?
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Post by davidsf on May 7, 2020 10:58:15 GMT -8
Yes, dildos. My daughter-in-law is a surgical nurse, and she has encountered a half dozen cases in which patients required emergency surgery because they had inserted dildos into their, uh, south-bound exit ramps and, uh, been unable to shift into reverse and the conclusion of the, uh, escapade. Years ago, I heard of at least two cases in which such, uh, gentlemen had perforated their, uh, guard rails, waited too long to seek medical care and eventually died of sepsis. Oh... |
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Post by RSM789 on May 7, 2020 14:41:49 GMT -8
If "it's not worth even one more life" is the new litmus test, then we must immediately ban all ... dildos...Those are fightin' words to Vile Pagan. |
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Credo
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Post by Credo on May 7, 2020 15:01:57 GMT -8
Social justice warriors are out in full force today on my social media: Why do people want to open the economy back up? White privilege of course! Right, this has nothing to with getting ALL people back to work. You do realize minorities also cut hair, work in office spaces and retail right?That's because liberals assume that most minorities are either: - unemployed
- on welfare
- too lazy to work
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MDDad
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Post by MDDad on May 8, 2020 6:14:59 GMT -8
If "it's not worth even one more life" is the new litmus test, then we must immediately ban all ... dildos...Those are fightin' words to Vile Pagan. Well, we could treat it like guns. We ban the purchase of new dildos, but if you already own a dozen or so, "if you like your dildos you can keep your dildos". |
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Post by SK80 on May 8, 2020 6:55:06 GMT -8
But wait, isn’t it enough to say dildos can transmit viruses and bacteria’s...? Like guns shoot bullets.... ? Both could be harmful to your health...., BAN THEM ALL!!
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Post by Credo on May 8, 2020 9:12:02 GMT -8
But wait, isn’t it enough to say dildos can transmit viruses and bacteria’s...? Like guns shoot bullets.... ? Both could be harmful to your health...., BAN THEM ALL!! Only if they were made in China. Buy American only. |
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Post by davidsf on May 8, 2020 9:49:29 GMT -8
This tells me there is something more sinister than compassion for others afoot here:  any other questions? |
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MDDad
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Post by MDDad on May 8, 2020 10:57:07 GMT -8
Only if they were made in China. Buy American only. That's true. Chinese dildos are known to be extra small, and too limp for vigorous use. |
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davidsf
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Post by davidsf on May 8, 2020 11:38:45 GMT -8
Only if they were made in China. Buy American only. That's true. Chinese dildos are known to be extra small, and too limp for vigorous use. Wait... what? |
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