MDDad
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Post by MDDad on May 23, 2023 10:46:08 GMT -8
The police department in a small rural town in west Texas reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in a field just outside of town. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
At the time he was found, the deceased was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10-inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzel dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, rainbow nipple rings, and a Joe Biden/Kamala Harris T-shirt.
In order to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment, the police removed the T-shirt and destroyed it.
Police do care.
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billb
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Post by billb on May 23, 2023 21:53:32 GMT -8
What about all of the other stuff. Not that offensive? LOL
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Post by nictoe on Jun 16, 2023 7:58:57 GMT -8
Just one of the many neat cool things you can do with a thermal imaging camera:
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Post by MDDad on Jun 29, 2023 15:33:39 GMT -8
A kid is away at college when he hears that his mother has fallen at home and badly hit her head. So he calls his dad's cellphone and asks, "How's Mom's head?" The dad answers, "Not bad, but I've had better."
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Post by nictoe on Jul 1, 2023 11:57:03 GMT -8
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Post by SK80 on Jul 2, 2023 7:15:08 GMT -8
Here. you have 4 jokes in one post!
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Post by nictoe on Jul 2, 2023 9:17:57 GMT -8
What kinda libtard shit Kool aid were these people drinking ?
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Post by MDDad on Jul 2, 2023 9:30:48 GMT -8
It doesn't have to be Kool-Aid. Look at those four pictures again. The bugged out eyes can also be explained by their owners suddenly being subject to anal sex without being ready for it.
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Post by ProfessorFate on Jul 2, 2023 22:47:17 GMT -8
Well, if that's the case, Hillary really seems to like it.
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Post by Bick on Jul 7, 2023 7:38:35 GMT -8
Not a joke, but funny as hell
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Post by nictoe on Jul 8, 2023 4:14:58 GMT -8
Sure brings back the golden age of cinema.
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Post by SK80 on Jul 8, 2023 19:16:21 GMT -8
Couldn't resist putting this under "Joke of the Day!
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billb
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Post by billb on Aug 24, 2023 9:09:58 GMT -8
When Kamala got on her knees for Willie Brown. LOL
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Post by Bick on Jun 20, 2024 20:34:42 GMT -8
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