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Post by MDDad on Sept 28, 2021 21:42:58 GMT -8
Here's an amusing point of view:
"Next time you’re feeling down, remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex two or three times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week, and yet every day he complains about how much he hates being in prison."
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Post by MDDad on Sept 30, 2021 7:57:28 GMT -8
Here's a great mental exercise for the older crowd. Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Spiro Agnew
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Alfonse Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
You had trouble with #5, didn't you?
You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, sluts, and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope? That says a lot.
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Post by billb on Sept 30, 2021 23:50:21 GMT -8
Yep MD Dad, that number five was a blank for me.  |
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Post by davidsf on Oct 1, 2021 5:22:42 GMT -8
I remembered the name, but could not figure out why I remembered it: I was trying to place it as some politician…
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Post by billb on Oct 1, 2021 11:03:57 GMT -8
I remember shopping at Best Buy with the wife and kids a couple decades ago and was looking for a DVD about someone who made a company from scratch. Kind of like the Men who Built American. A documentary like that. In the Doc section, all they had was Jeffery Dalmer, Charlie Manson etc. You gotta be kidding.
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Post by davidsf on Oct 2, 2021 6:49:10 GMT -8
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Post by billb on Oct 5, 2021 11:21:31 GMT -8
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Post by MDDad on Oct 5, 2021 11:27:02 GMT -8
Whenever I boil bear urine I keep a real close eye on it so it doesn't flare up and cause a wildfire. It's just common sense.
And you have to wonder why that woman didn't just drink water. It's a lot easier to come by.
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Post by billb on Oct 5, 2021 23:49:15 GMT -8
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Post by SK80 on Oct 9, 2021 20:01:52 GMT -8
Not sure if this might go against Bick's rules on decency, but came across this today.... funny...
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Post by duke on Oct 9, 2021 20:25:21 GMT -8
I was getting excited.
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Post by MDDad on Oct 9, 2021 21:29:47 GMT -8
That may be the most erotic, uh, vegetable washing I've ever seen.
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Post by SK80 on Oct 10, 2021 4:40:16 GMT -8
That may be the most erotic, uh, vegetable washing I've ever seen. your wife doesn't polish your cucumber before she puts in her salad....?  |
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Post by davidsf on Oct 10, 2021 7:19:14 GMT -8
Like my old boot camp commander told us: "It's your sink, and your cucumber: Wash it as fast as you want to."
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Post by davidsf on Oct 12, 2021 7:31:30 GMT -8
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