Post by SK80 on Aug 19, 2020 5:40:56 GMT -8
Welcome to our 2020 DNC National Convention thread.... as if this year isn't the most bizarre experience since who knows when, seeing and hearing what is going on under the Democrats BIG TOP this week is enough so far to hand the presidency to Donald Trump.
If you do not know Matt Taibbi, of ROLLING STONE magazine fame, he is an uber left journalist and TRUMP and REPUBLICAN HATER.
Reading this has met heckling, not only because its funny but it is on point and appears that some major followers on the left are coming clean on what a SH*T SHOW this circus is.... Enjoy a laugh, have a shot, you gotta be drunk to watch this...!!
The Official 2020 Democratic National Convention Drinking Game
"No one gets out of this thing sober" ~ Matt Taibbi
Imagine a four-day Zoom meeting in which the likes of John Kasich, Michael Bloomberg, and Nancy Pelosi warn you for the fifty through sixty millionth times about the “existential threat” of Donald Trump, and you come close to envisioning both hell on earth and what we’re all in for this week with the Democratic Party’s Biden/Harris virtual coronation.
The alternative is to start drinking early.
The 2020 DNC represents the culmination of one of the most exhausting, repetitive, and depressing primary races America has seen. It was extreme both by number of candidates – the official count seems to be 29 – and by sheer quantity of identical-sounding rhetoric. The race from the start was itself like a giant drinking game, in which candidates were rewarded in polls for delivering the most pleasing versions of oft-repeated terms like “kids in cages,” “fascist,” “white supremacy,” and “this is not who we are.”
snip~
A year ago, we’d have been drinking most to terms like “Ukraine” or “rule of law”; this year, it’ll be “post office” and “birtherism” (take two shots for creative variations like “neo-birtherism” or “birtherism redux”).
One point makes me nervous. This convention could obliterate the boozing public with a single word, previewed in about a thousand headlines when Kamala Harris was named Biden’s running mate last week:
"Trump re-election complicated by historic VP pick"
MSNBC
"Why Kamala Harris is a historic VP pick for Joe Biden"
BBC News
My favorite:
"Reese Witherspoon shares heartfelt story in wake of Kamala Harris’ historic VP selection"
ABC News
Turn on your TV to CNN or MSNBC right now. The odds aren’t bad – I’d put them at 7-2 – that the word “historic” is in the chyron. You will hear this word five thousand times, at minimum, per day of convention coverage. Out of respect for human life, you’ll therefore be asked to drink to “history” or “historic” only when uttered by actual convention speakers. I hope readers understand, without it being included on the list, that any mention of “Malarkey” is an automatic drink.
To Substack subscribers who may not have signed up for this, I apologize. This reprisal of a Rolling Stone tradition won’t happen often, and I do have other content coming this week. A beer-based regime is recommended, as political drinking games tend to get out of hand quickly. Bong hits as substitutes allowed. Do not politics and drive. I’ll be on Twitter moderating the game beginning at 9 p.m.
For the first time, I’ll be experimenting with a Bingo version (see below).
Without further ado, drink EVERY TIME to:
“Post office,” or any variation thereof (i.e. “postal service” or “mailbox”).
“Soul of America.”
“History” or “Historic.” Drink only when uttered by a convention speaker.
“Existential threat.”
“This president.”
“Let me be clear.” Double shot if what comes after is not clear.
“Access,” as in “access to affordable health care” or “access to a good education.” You may drink twice if this comes in conjunction with an argument about “opportunity.”
“Systemic,” “systematic,” “structural,” “fundamental,” or “fundamentally.” Double-shot if the words are uttered by someone who has never voted for or supported a systemic reform.
Someone speaks positively of a Clinton (h/t to @percandidate).
“This is not who we are.”
“Above the law.”
(Something something) Mitch McConnell, (something something) is a human right.
“Trump is (rehearsed witticism).” Also, “golf.”
Russia.
Birther.
(Attempts to speak Spanish)
Unity/civility.
“Uncharted waters.” Drunk rum if you have it here, and yell “Aargh” like a pirate (h/t to @c00ldad77).
“Democracy itself.”
Drink ONCE PER HOUR to:
“Racist,” or “Black Lives.”
“Lies.”
BONUS RULE: Drink every time someone blames Trump for coronavirus deaths. Make your own group judgment as to whether or not the blame is deserved.
WOKE MAD LIBS EXCEPTION: If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to “reclaim” your sobriety: performative, white-adjacent, Latinx, decolonize, invisibilize, solidarity, interrogate, normalize, privilege (as a verb), dismantle, erase, lived experience, (anything)-splaining, heteronormative, habitus, cultural appropriation, essentialist, or trigger.
Genderfuck or melanated ends the game.
For BINGO players:
I’ll tune in for the first and last nights of the convention only, and make MSNBC the official medium, updating with slightly tweaked rules for the Biden speech.
See you in hell.
taibbi.substack.com/p/the-official-2020-democratic-national
If you do not know Matt Taibbi, of ROLLING STONE magazine fame, he is an uber left journalist and TRUMP and REPUBLICAN HATER.
Reading this has met heckling, not only because its funny but it is on point and appears that some major followers on the left are coming clean on what a SH*T SHOW this circus is.... Enjoy a laugh, have a shot, you gotta be drunk to watch this...!!
The Official 2020 Democratic National Convention Drinking Game
"No one gets out of this thing sober" ~ Matt Taibbi
Imagine a four-day Zoom meeting in which the likes of John Kasich, Michael Bloomberg, and Nancy Pelosi warn you for the fifty through sixty millionth times about the “existential threat” of Donald Trump, and you come close to envisioning both hell on earth and what we’re all in for this week with the Democratic Party’s Biden/Harris virtual coronation.
The alternative is to start drinking early.
The 2020 DNC represents the culmination of one of the most exhausting, repetitive, and depressing primary races America has seen. It was extreme both by number of candidates – the official count seems to be 29 – and by sheer quantity of identical-sounding rhetoric. The race from the start was itself like a giant drinking game, in which candidates were rewarded in polls for delivering the most pleasing versions of oft-repeated terms like “kids in cages,” “fascist,” “white supremacy,” and “this is not who we are.”
snip~
A year ago, we’d have been drinking most to terms like “Ukraine” or “rule of law”; this year, it’ll be “post office” and “birtherism” (take two shots for creative variations like “neo-birtherism” or “birtherism redux”).
One point makes me nervous. This convention could obliterate the boozing public with a single word, previewed in about a thousand headlines when Kamala Harris was named Biden’s running mate last week:
"Trump re-election complicated by historic VP pick"
MSNBC
"Why Kamala Harris is a historic VP pick for Joe Biden"
BBC News
My favorite:
"Reese Witherspoon shares heartfelt story in wake of Kamala Harris’ historic VP selection"
ABC News
Turn on your TV to CNN or MSNBC right now. The odds aren’t bad – I’d put them at 7-2 – that the word “historic” is in the chyron. You will hear this word five thousand times, at minimum, per day of convention coverage. Out of respect for human life, you’ll therefore be asked to drink to “history” or “historic” only when uttered by actual convention speakers. I hope readers understand, without it being included on the list, that any mention of “Malarkey” is an automatic drink.
To Substack subscribers who may not have signed up for this, I apologize. This reprisal of a Rolling Stone tradition won’t happen often, and I do have other content coming this week. A beer-based regime is recommended, as political drinking games tend to get out of hand quickly. Bong hits as substitutes allowed. Do not politics and drive. I’ll be on Twitter moderating the game beginning at 9 p.m.
For the first time, I’ll be experimenting with a Bingo version (see below).
Without further ado, drink EVERY TIME to:
“Post office,” or any variation thereof (i.e. “postal service” or “mailbox”).
“Soul of America.”
“History” or “Historic.” Drink only when uttered by a convention speaker.
“Existential threat.”
“This president.”
“Let me be clear.” Double shot if what comes after is not clear.
“Access,” as in “access to affordable health care” or “access to a good education.” You may drink twice if this comes in conjunction with an argument about “opportunity.”
“Systemic,” “systematic,” “structural,” “fundamental,” or “fundamentally.” Double-shot if the words are uttered by someone who has never voted for or supported a systemic reform.
Someone speaks positively of a Clinton (h/t to @percandidate).
“This is not who we are.”
“Above the law.”
(Something something) Mitch McConnell, (something something) is a human right.
“Trump is (rehearsed witticism).” Also, “golf.”
Russia.
Birther.
(Attempts to speak Spanish)
Unity/civility.
“Uncharted waters.” Drunk rum if you have it here, and yell “Aargh” like a pirate (h/t to @c00ldad77).
“Democracy itself.”
Drink ONCE PER HOUR to:
“Racist,” or “Black Lives.”
“Lies.”
BONUS RULE: Drink every time someone blames Trump for coronavirus deaths. Make your own group judgment as to whether or not the blame is deserved.
WOKE MAD LIBS EXCEPTION: If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to “reclaim” your sobriety: performative, white-adjacent, Latinx, decolonize, invisibilize, solidarity, interrogate, normalize, privilege (as a verb), dismantle, erase, lived experience, (anything)-splaining, heteronormative, habitus, cultural appropriation, essentialist, or trigger.
Genderfuck or melanated ends the game.
For BINGO players:
I’ll tune in for the first and last nights of the convention only, and make MSNBC the official medium, updating with slightly tweaked rules for the Biden speech.
See you in hell.
taibbi.substack.com/p/the-official-2020-democratic-national
