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Mar 26, 2020 10:42:08 GMT -8
Post by MDDad on Mar 26, 2020 10:42:08 GMT -8
Actually, Dave, that's closer to reality than you might think.
Last Thursday I was at the Fountain Valley Costco to get gasoline about 15 minutes before the store opened. The line to get in was hundreds of yards long. One guy tried to cut THROUGH the line to get from the parking lot to the food court, and the guy he cut in front of punched him in the back of the head and knocked him down. A few minutes later, there was a store clerk at the front of the line telling shoppers they could only buy one of those items that are most in demand, e.g. one case of water, one package of paper towels, etc. One of the shoppers shoved him in the chest so hard he fell on his back and hit his head.
Maybe society is breaking down, or maybe Costco shoppers just have a higher asshole percentage, but I left and came back after lunch when the lines were almost nonexistent and things were much more civil.
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Mar 26, 2020 11:32:03 GMT -8
Post by davidsf on Mar 26, 2020 11:32:03 GMT -8
Actually, Dave, that's closer to reality than you might think. Last Thursday I was at the Fountain Valley Costco to get gasoline about 15 minutes before the store opened. The line to get in was hundreds of yards long. One guy tried to cut THROUGH the line to get from the parking lot to the food court, and the guy he cut in front of punched him in the back of the head and knocked him down. A few minutes later, there was a store clerk at the front of the line telling shoppers they could only buy one of those items that are most in demand, e.g. one case of water, one package of paper towels, etc. One of the shoppers shoved him in the chest so hard he fell on his back and hit his head. Maybe society is breaking down, or maybe Costco shoppers just have a higher asshole percentage, but I left and came back after lunch when the lines were almost nonexistent and things were much more civil. I think maybe a higher percentage of assholes... that was probably just the seniors getting ready to be let in early for their hour, and everyone knows we have almost no tolerance for news we don’t like. |
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Apr 2, 2020 20:04:05 GMT -8
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Husband: "Did You hear about the actress that was stabbed?"
Wife: "No, who was it?"
Husband "Reese..."
Wife "Witherspoon?"
Husband "No, with a knife".
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Apr 3, 2020 10:34:46 GMT -8
Post by RSM789 on Apr 3, 2020 10:34:46 GMT -8
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
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Apr 3, 2020 12:21:29 GMT -8
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Post by davidsf on Apr 3, 2020 12:21:29 GMT -8
Wife from the other room: “Do you sometimes feel a stabbing pain in your side, like someone has a voodoo doll of you?”
Husband: “no, not that I can recall.”
Wife from the other room: “How about now?”
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This is a tough Crowd! I've posted three of my funniest stories in this thread with nary a chuckle or a  . |
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Post by MDDad on Apr 12, 2020 10:16:08 GMT -8
AOC was shopping at a Toys-R-Us and bought a ten-piece jigsaw puzzle of Big Bird. She noticed on the box it said "For 3 to 5 years". So she knew she was a genius when she was able to finish it in only six months.
She is also a vocal advocate for the American buffalo, insisting we should stop killing them just for their wings.
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Here's a throwback
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