I Hope You Won’t be Triggered by This:(ITM)

Hmmmmm...

anyone notice that Prince Harry's son, Archie, is a natural born American. In 35 years, he can be president... perfecting Great Britain's ultimate revenge...

Meh...

Neither time for nor interest in a homosexual singing about how repressed he is.

He has a choice, use it if life gets too tough for you, snowflake.

why do they call them "gay" they are always miserable

they call themselves "GAY" because it makes them sound harmless...like commies calling themselves "
progressives"

How uninformed do you have to be to believe that gays are "converted" from straight people? That's just not how it works.

Heard making the rounds:

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally, I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

• A year or so after having a child, you often hear a woman say, "I think I'd like to have another child."
• But you never hear any man say, "I think I'd like to get another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.


Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.