I Hope You Won’t be Triggered by This:(ITM)

Being a Myers-Briggs aficionado, I have long maintained that that flotsam about women are from Venus is just crap.  How we respond to the world around us is determined partly by nature and partly by nurture and has little to do with gender OTHER than little girls are raised (nurture) differently than little boys.

the data shows there are equal numbers of INTJ females as there are INTJ males, and same applies to ESFP males and females.

The good news is that it didn't hit the fan

To honor the significance of today, and in remembrance of 9/11/01, I offer the following which you might have already heard, so I hope it doesn’t trigger you:


A suicide bomber blew himself up and went to his heaven, just as his mad mentor had promised.

When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim the virgins he was promised.

Out of curiosity he asked Allah, “Why are there were so many virgins in heaven?"

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied: "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. “

He continued on: “Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And be warned, I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"

The bomber responded enthusiastically: "Pleasure 72 women for all of eternity? I can live with that!"

Allah replied: "Who said they were women?”

Except homosexuals only know lust and self-gratification.

they know nothing about love.

That is a stupid campaign on so many levels.

First, they are opening themselves up to a libel suit from McDonalds, using their mascot in a manner that McDonalds hasn't approved.

Second, how many LGBT cheerleaders who will love this ad would ever eat at a Burger King?  Using gay stuff to sell Subarus is one thing, but Burger Kings target market is single hetero men under 40.  How many of them are you going to turn off with that ad campaign?

Lastly, if you want to show love conquers all, why not just have them shake hands or be shown holding a bag of the competitors food?  There are ways to show love that don't have anything to do with having the birth defect known as homosexuality.  I also didn't need to see the Burger King giving the high hard one to his queen, fondling the jester or getting anal from his favorite horse.  None of that has nothing to do with food.

Sorry Burger King, I liked your chicken sandwiches, but you have lost me. There are other options out there not wanting to push their agenda down my throat.

Now if Jack joined, would that make him Lucky Pierre?

I would like to keep this thread lighter, and more about levity than anger at the woke, PC moron businesses.

Thanks.